Edward Vs Chuck

Still in the unlikely and really weird feeling for Twilight, I happened to came up with these gay comment about Edward's famous quotes and Mr. Chuck Norris' possible reactions towards it.

A normal GUY would say:
I LOVE YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
WOULD YOU LOVE IT WHEN I GIVE HIS LIFE FOR YOU?

A normal GUY would say:
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I WOULD TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD SO FAST THAT I CAN EVEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK MY ASS JUST TO BE ABLE TO BE WITH YOU.

AS you leave the house...
A normal GUY would say:
BYE SEE YA!
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
HURRY BACK TO ME.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
CAN I TALK TO YOUR FATHER ABOUT THESE DAMNED CURFEW THING? *WITH SERIOUS EYES AND CLINCHED FIST!*

when you're far away..
A normal GUY would say:
I MISS YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TAKEN HALF MYSELF WITH YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I NEVER MISS ANY TARGET AND I NEVER WILL.*REALLY MISSING THE POINT BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE*

IF YOU DIE, A NORMAL GUY
WOULD FIND ANOTHER..
EDWARD WOULD KILL HIMSELF:
WITHOUT YOU IS A LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING.
CHUCK WOULD FIND YOUR KILLER AND WILL BREATHE DEATH TO HIS/HER EXISTENCE. IF HE CAN'T FIND ONE that would be the end of earth for us. HE will give the earth a full roundhouse kick that will shatter the very foundation of it until it crumble into pieces. *He didn't even bother to know what the real reason of his girl's death.*

There you have it folks, who would you love to love? Me? Of course Cullen, who will bother doing romance with Mr. Chuck... *Chuck suddenly appeared in Maikaru's very face and reached for his neck with tremendous strength. Chuck didn't bother to listen to the words from his victims mouth*

Hagane no Renkinjutsushi 2

*Full Metal Alchemist 2 set to be aired May of 2009*

Yes, you're definitely reading it right. Finally, the long wait will be over for the new season of Full Metal Alchemist, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, Hagaren, "Full Metal of Brotherly Love" or whatever you may call it. I'm too, was so excited thinking what would happen to Winry. Check it's new official Japanese website here.

*Winry Rockbell, in her full moeness glory!*

The anime is due to air May of 2009, and I'm hearing that they (Bones) will follow the manga 100 % because of the subpar storyline of the released anime episodes. That may cause a total restart*Don't know about that? Just hearsays.* for the anime since the mangaka's (Arakawa Hiromu) and Bones' storyline were been targets of much criticism from original manga readers. Either way, a total restart or not, me as the anime fan (don't have the time to checked the manga for myself) is very happy to have again the chance to see what will really be the ending to this seem endless tale of brotherly love and science. Yahoo to incest yaoi! Just kidding!

Sayonara Suzaku - My Zero

*If I knew that I might lose you, I should spend more quality time with you.*

Yesterday was not a very good day for me, I lost my only love, my Suzaku-kun, one of my only 3 gashapons *Where my other two were abandoned.* after I ate dinner in some fast food chain here. I was in the most dangerous place that time here in the Philippines, known as the "Den of the Thieves" Quiapo. Being attentive to what my surrounding were doing, I knew that I'll never lose something. But I'm so peeved cause I'm always have to check my pocket to see if everything is still in my pocket. I put Suzaku in my cellphone *As my phone's chain.* and he is outside my pocket everytime soI guess that's what triggered the thieves, my precious Suzaku! He's been an eye catcher, I know it when people staring like "Damn I also like to have that..."*IMOHO I really knew it.* But all came to worst when I found out that "my precious" was missing! That the only thing left was the chain. Poor me! Poor Suzaku! Didn't have the time to tell each other goodbyes. As I sitting in the bus on my way home, I wonder that maybe he saved my cellphone from being stolen. That he sacrificed he's own welfare for my own and by that my love for him grew even bigger. *I'm sounding Yaoi here now but I really don't care.* Wherever you might be, I wish upon the stars that everything will be okay and Kami bless me again that you Suzaku is my only price in any Gashapon machines I'll meet in the future. I don't care how many you are. *Again, Sayonara Suzaku. Gomen.*

*I guess you gave the thieves some famous "Suzaku kick".*

Random What If - Fate/Stay Night

What if...

*Tohsaka Rin never had that little problem with summoning her servant and so Archer didn't loss his memory?*

*Shirou accidentally summoned the real King Arthur in his manly glory?*

*Shirou got really scared because of his recently near-death experiences and realize that his life is precious and didn't want to join the Holy Grail War?*

*Archer beat the hell out of Berserker and able to rejoin Rin & Co.?*

*Archer being the real Shirou gained back his memory after he saw Saber and relive their unfinished love affair?*

*Sakura was the one who ordered Rider instead of his brother?*

*the outfit that put by caster was Haruhi 's bunny cosplay? what would be the right reaction for Shirou?*

*Rin did tell Shirou that she really like him a lot? that she can fight for it against Saber?*

*Gilgamesh is not just the lone surprise servant? What if there's a ninth servant and he looks like Superman?*

*What if Saber acted selfishly and didn't decide to return to her Kingdom and just let her past be ruin by any means she knew would happen if she didn't comes back?

Feito / Sutei Naito

*My favorite Fate Stay Night Master/Servant*

Just finished Fate Stay Night *You might be wondering, "why just now?" . Sorry but I will not go on with that details for now but if you still insist in knowing, you can read it here.* But one of the reasons is, "My buying can't keep up with my watching." kinda thing and I knew most of you suffers to these too. I don't want to go on and give you guys some reviews about it cause that may win me some and hurt some and that I don't want that to happen. *Lolz.* Instead I came up with just this;

What I like about the series...

1. The Harem feel to it. *Even though the girls doesn't exactly confess to Shirou Emiya except Saber of course.*
2. The main heroines are hot! *Tohsaka Rin and Saber are definitely "jaw drops" at least for 2d girls.
3. Got some kick-ass shounen type battle scene. *My favorite was Archer versus Berserker ~ with serious lines from archer that made my heart melt!*
4. Introductions of Noble Phantasm and the unique power of the male lead. *Favorites were Archer's and Gilgamesh's.*

What I don't like...

1. The truth about Saber being King Arthur. *I just don't get it. A girl is actually a King.*
2. The frequency of Shirou getting kicked in his ass. *Near death experiences were his favorites.*
3. Looks like they're the only ones involve in the chaos that supposed to affect the whole world. *Aside from crimes committed by some Masters and the event that took place 10 years ago, I want to see that everything is under Holy grail war's juggernaut.
4. Didn't like the first OP song and the second one is just okay.

*Is Archer really is Shirou?*

I searched for Archer's real identity and I'm really clueless that he is actually Shirou. *I know it's not new but for the benefit of the others like me, you can read it in later part here.

My Verdict:

I'm not trying to summon any of your dying passion for Fate Stay Night or to relive your any unmolested experiences playing or watching it here since time sure really passed me by, I will make it short. A good experience for shoujo/VN fans with a touch of shounen type battle scenes and some melodramatics to touch our hearts. Some flaws were tolerable.

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Suggestive Versus Revealing

Been reading Sankaku's post a while ago and I'm a bit shocked *but in awe* with what I saw. Sets of Miku, Ranka, CC's dakimakura in suggestive poses! But not only that, they also have their own revealing poses that I guess most of you will pick over the latter. Never been a fan of revealing ones *But I also love them~lolz* cause I always feel that it taking something away from me, something like excitement I guess.

You can see some fellow otaku's view about these @ my DannyChoo.com post.

Abunai! It's a Bird. Iie, it's..., okay whatever.

*Shitting on humans? I think there's a conspiracy here, pigeons x bullied geeks!*

I received these pictures from a friend through email and made me laugh my ass out loud. After all these centuries of brutal acts against animals *and misunderstood love for them if ever*, I guess we should be threatened to see these leaked photos that all along, they've planning to take over our beloved planet and turn us to be just laughing matters. *Ow, what's that? Earth is also their planet?! Really?*. Okay back to reality, these sure are funny. Hope to know where these originated cause maybe there's much more pictures for our own delight.

*Ouch, that should hurt! That's what you called "Wise Banking".*

*After using their distinctive body color in our pedestrian lanes, it's "pay back time" these time around .*

*The scariest plan in these leakage, I pulled my mouse after I saw these and stick with just the keyboard alone.*