Edward Vs Chuck

Still in the unlikely and really weird feeling for Twilight, I happened to came up with these gay comment about Edward's famous quotes and Mr. Chuck Norris' possible reactions towards it.

A normal GUY would say:
I LOVE YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
WOULD YOU LOVE IT WHEN I GIVE HIS LIFE FOR YOU?

A normal GUY would say:
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I WOULD TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD SO FAST THAT I CAN EVEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK MY ASS JUST TO BE ABLE TO BE WITH YOU.

AS you leave the house...
A normal GUY would say:
BYE SEE YA!
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
HURRY BACK TO ME.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
CAN I TALK TO YOUR FATHER ABOUT THESE DAMNED CURFEW THING? *WITH SERIOUS EYES AND CLINCHED FIST!*

when you're far away..
A normal GUY would say:
I MISS YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TAKEN HALF MYSELF WITH YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I NEVER MISS ANY TARGET AND I NEVER WILL.*REALLY MISSING THE POINT BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE*

IF YOU DIE, A NORMAL GUY
WOULD FIND ANOTHER..
EDWARD WOULD KILL HIMSELF:
WITHOUT YOU IS A LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING.
CHUCK WOULD FIND YOUR KILLER AND WILL BREATHE DEATH TO HIS/HER EXISTENCE. IF HE CAN'T FIND ONE that would be the end of earth for us. HE will give the earth a full roundhouse kick that will shatter the very foundation of it until it crumble into pieces. *He didn't even bother to know what the real reason of his girl's death.*

There you have it folks, who would you love to love? Me? Of course Cullen, who will bother doing romance with Mr. Chuck... *Chuck suddenly appeared in Maikaru's very face and reached for his neck with tremendous strength. Chuck didn't bother to listen to the words from his victims mouth*

Suggestive Versus Revealing

Been reading Sankaku's post a while ago and I'm a bit shocked *but in awe* with what I saw. Sets of Miku, Ranka, CC's dakimakura in suggestive poses! But not only that, they also have their own revealing poses that I guess most of you will pick over the latter. Never been a fan of revealing ones *But I also love them~lolz* cause I always feel that it taking something away from me, something like excitement I guess.

You can see some fellow otaku's view about these @ my DannyChoo.com post.

My Ancient Onna

*Hisashiburi Aniki! It has been a long time.*

The three women above made me the man I am now!

Ancient Onna (noun) - Female characters from any early anime usually aged over 20 but below 35. It's just a self produced term by the way.

Misato of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ritsuko-sensei of Jiguko Sensei Nube, Fujiko Mine of Lupin III are my favorite "Ancient Onna"s . For these week Versus, who among them is your chose?

*Disclaimer: Again, they're not the best you know just my favorites!*

The man who love the not-so-bulgar fan service! There were always there to tease you but extremely soft core! The reason why I prefer women who were not submissive, always on command and control, teachers, mini skirts and much older I guess. Hahahah.

Misato Katsuragi

The primary reason why I watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. I remembered the series was shown
here in the Philippines when I was a high school student and she alone took my innocence! Forget about Rei and Asuka, and Shinji! She was the bomb! The fact that I loved black haired woman adds to my undying admiration for Misato's beauty!

Ritsuko Takahashi

These hot woman of Jiguko Sensei Nube was my the very experienced of the scene "boobs pillow" whereas a male's head will accidentally happen to land to the boobs of a female character. A very familiar scene nowadays?! Yes, but nothing beats your first! To see it for the very first time was a cherished experience for me!

Fujiko Mine

Who said that outdated animation can't shake nerves? I'm also one of the nonbeliever, but after seeing it over every other night *I remember that local TV Network here broadcast it daily every night.* I started to become addicted of her somewhat exotic animation beauty!

My Verdict:

I can't decide with these one. They have their moments in my life as part of my transition from my childhood to manhood. I will just leave them as is, no ranking *Misato having slight edge among them.* . I guess I should post it in Mr. Danny's site so I can see what some otaku there think about they're "Ancient Onna".

Anime Clubs

Which club will you be joining?

When I was in Highschool, I was part of Journalism club and I had fun for about 4 years in my stay in said club. But because my college days was much occupied compare to my earlier academic years, being committed to various extra curricular activities such as clubs might ruin my solemn involvement in my studies so I did not bother myself in joining any, seriously I'm dead serious in studying! But feeling of regrets is always hunt me whenever I watch anime where activities of a club is highlighted. What If I started a club like The Society for the Study of Modern Visual Culture, Maikaru's Brigade To Greatly Enliven the World, or Maikaru's Host Club? What would be my life then? So much for my sentiments.

I wondered if I started a Host Club back then. I guess my parents will always have to pay visit in the guidance council office.

So for these week Versus Triple Threat, if your an anime character what club would you most likely be joining in? Will you join and help Haruhi and her S.O.S. dan in their quest of finding paranormal phenomena? Or will it be Genshiken so you can share your Otaku indulgences with other fellow otakus as well? or are you going to write your name in the poster made by Nagisa because you love the big dango family *and start doing some Shakespear's?* Whatever the club I pursue of joining, just the thought of it always excites me! And if ever to recruit other character from other anime, who would that be? Your convincing power is only effective for one.

My Verdict:

I like Kyou and Kotomi of Clannad and If asked by them I'll be joining right away that would be no sweat but acting is and never became my thing. I think S.O.S. Brigade would be a nice choice. The brilliant and perverted mind of Haruhi amaze me so well *Lol* and having a leader with that kind of enthusiasm *enthusiasm?* will be a big factor! I like Genshiken but I find some of their activities quite boring so I rather go alien hunting. No offense Genshiken addicts. But all in all, whatever club you will be joining, that would be a great experience! I will ask Konata to join the S.O.S. Brigade, I always wonder how Konata and Haruhi deal with each other.

Konata after hearing my plead: Let's go hunt some aliens, time travelers and espers!

I Want My Figures

I command you! Buy us!

This post will also serves as my Versus Post for the week.

I'm not that fascinated by the idea of collecting anime figures. My reasons are;

1. First, they're expensive. I don't have that enough money to spare. *I rather turn my impulsive buying head to other stuff than to spend it for them, that was my point.*

2. I find most figures *the affordable ones* less detailed and their poses are quite boring for me. *That's why you need some grand to spare to avail complex version.*

3. I'm easily get tired of things I bought *Since figures need maintenance e.g. cleaning*

But as the saying goes, "Changes are the only permanent things in life."

Like what I've just said in my previous post, my friends and I went in an Anime Event which was held inside a Mall. After the event, we decided to tour ourselves and that was when I saw Code Geass R2 keychains. So I decided to buy it, but much for my dismay, I noticed that we just need token... and a basket full of LUCK! They're not for sale for god sake! They're only price for these game machine *The keychains are inside this machine with of course token slot, kinda Panchinko but I don't have any idea how to play it.* I want to try but man the line was long for the counter and it was late already.

The one I saw in mall was smaller and cuter but I can't google it.

For some unknown reason, that maybe ignited my passion for figure collecting again. I can say these is my second time around since I used to collect American Figures like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, G.I. Joes, Transformers, Matchboxes and my only Japanese figure was the Jets of Choudenshi BioMan (Bio Jet One & Two) which can transform and become Bio Robo. *I lied! the Bio Jets were from my friend and I remember I am more than willing to trade all of my figures just for that Bio Jets!*. I was desperately pleading to him but he just ignored me.

These was worth crying for!

So from now on, I'm determine to start all over again. Somehow, those cute little things strengthen my resolve. No I'm not exaggerating, that's what I really feeling right now. I'm thinking what should I buy first for my first figure, human figs or mechs?

If your to start collecting figures, what would that be, human or Mech?

If I buy human fig;

1. Others might think I'm a pervert. The likes of Kallen, C.C., Villeta and Cornelia figures with their seductive poses might bring up some issues of my decency.

2. On the other hand, if I buy figures of Lelouch, Light or Abarai Renji somebody might question my gender preferences.

*I'm just thinking too much!* No, I'm just playing dumb!

If I buy mechs;

1. They're much more expensive compare to the other figures.

2. I must exert more effort just by building them. I remember Genshiken's Mitsunori Kugayama sentiments when building them.


My Verdict:

I can't decide for now but maybe I'll go with the Mechs.

Lelouch Versus Light

Zero or Kira?

Another week has passed and that also mean for me to post my second Versus post. I've been thinking of what should be here after the first where Shana had the upper hand against my bet Louise through survey in Mr. Danny Choo's site. So after anime characters why not repeat it with another characters? So I thought about continuing these with Yagami Light & Lelouch Lamperouge.

No, I'm not going to ask if who's the most handsome of the two. I don't want to sound gay by doing that. Yes they're a kickass combo if we're going to talk YAOI! Eww! Just Kidding. Alright the subject is, who's is the most powerful, Light or Zero?

Powerful? I'm not just limiting these with their used of Geass and Death Note since I think Light would have some advantages over Lulu. But what I'm trying to imply here is; who is the most efficient when it comes utilizing their "resources". Not just their power alone, it can also be their logics and analysis, human manipulation, deception, and even sacrifices that they did.

It has been a diffucult debate for myself to decide who's the best since the creators has been brilliant in manifesting the kind of characters they want the viewers to perceive of them. Since I saw Death Note first, I thought Light has been the most wicked protagonist so far but then here comes Code Geass which is reminded me of Death Note, with Lelouch doing some tricks similar to Light actions . And after the first season of CG, I found many similarities between them. Both are designed to seduce the girls and gays, with the help of their kickass hairs! They both have alias; Kira and Zero. They became, as for me, cold blooded killers and chaos makers but hailed by most their hero. They have "partners" to whom they've gotten their powers. They will also do whatever it takes, even to kill their close someone just to stay unbusted.

Behind Every Success of a man there's a Monster or a Weirdo?

My Verdict

We all know Light died and we still don't know what will gonna happen to Lelouch as the second season is still on going but even though I can't rank one of them higher than other but my vote would be for Lelouch if . He has the power to manipulate girls. Yeah think about it, think about the babes of CG, using it to command them to love you, wouldn't that be cool? And now, how about the death note? You can't use it and write their names in the notebook and do what? Heart attacks? Neh, that would be irrational! And again I'm just kidding.

Update:

Episode 25 of Code Geass might be the last episode for Lelouch to use his Geass and do what the others are calling breathing! Check Dark Mirage's Episode 25 review to see what I really mean.

Better Tsundere

Louise Versus Shana

Obviously, this is my Versus post. These will be a weekly basis post *at last I came up with something that I'll be posting for every week i hope I can keep up with it*. Lately I been thinking what I should write since my blog is new and I'm blabbing so much about how excited I am and thought it would be easy but i was wrong! I hope somehow these will save me, at very least. Basically I'll be featuring two from anything, it could be any animes, figures, other otaku stuff, seiyuus, cosplayers, etc. depending entirely to... me of course. From the two I will choose my pick and give my thoughts why i picked that.

For the my premiere week; who is better Tsunderekko? Louise of Zero no Tsukaima or Shana of Shakugan no Shana?

Disclaimer: This doesn't mean that the two are the best tsundere character. I only loved the fact that they have the same seiyuu and my favorite Rie Kugimiya.

What is tsundere? Most anime lovers already know these frequently used term in the otaku community. The term is used to describe a rough (conceited, spikey, combative as wikipedia defines it) personality that later on turns to be a lovely being isn't that sweet?. Most of them slowly develops feeling toward their "partner" and behave entirely different to their initial tough front. There you have it for all who doesn't know yet. Check Wikipedia for more detailed tsundere.

My Pick:

Coming Soon, Much Sooner to what you expect. Neh...