Edward Vs Chuck

Still in the unlikely and really weird feeling for Twilight, I happened to came up with these gay comment about Edward's famous quotes and Mr. Chuck Norris' possible reactions towards it.

A normal GUY would say:
I LOVE YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
WOULD YOU LOVE IT WHEN I GIVE HIS LIFE FOR YOU?

A normal GUY would say:
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I WOULD TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD SO FAST THAT I CAN EVEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK MY ASS JUST TO BE ABLE TO BE WITH YOU.

AS you leave the house...
A normal GUY would say:
BYE SEE YA!
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
HURRY BACK TO ME.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
CAN I TALK TO YOUR FATHER ABOUT THESE DAMNED CURFEW THING? *WITH SERIOUS EYES AND CLINCHED FIST!*

when you're far away..
A normal GUY would say:
I MISS YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TAKEN HALF MYSELF WITH YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I NEVER MISS ANY TARGET AND I NEVER WILL.*REALLY MISSING THE POINT BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE*

IF YOU DIE, A NORMAL GUY
WOULD FIND ANOTHER..
EDWARD WOULD KILL HIMSELF:
WITHOUT YOU IS A LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING.
CHUCK WOULD FIND YOUR KILLER AND WILL BREATHE DEATH TO HIS/HER EXISTENCE. IF HE CAN'T FIND ONE that would be the end of earth for us. HE will give the earth a full roundhouse kick that will shatter the very foundation of it until it crumble into pieces. *He didn't even bother to know what the real reason of his girl's death.*

There you have it folks, who would you love to love? Me? Of course Cullen, who will bother doing romance with Mr. Chuck... *Chuck suddenly appeared in Maikaru's very face and reached for his neck with tremendous strength. Chuck didn't bother to listen to the words from his victims mouth*

Random What If - Fate/Stay Night

What if...

*Tohsaka Rin never had that little problem with summoning her servant and so Archer didn't loss his memory?*

*Shirou accidentally summoned the real King Arthur in his manly glory?*

*Shirou got really scared because of his recently near-death experiences and realize that his life is precious and didn't want to join the Holy Grail War?*

*Archer beat the hell out of Berserker and able to rejoin Rin & Co.?*

*Archer being the real Shirou gained back his memory after he saw Saber and relive their unfinished love affair?*

*Sakura was the one who ordered Rider instead of his brother?*

*the outfit that put by caster was Haruhi 's bunny cosplay? what would be the right reaction for Shirou?*

*Rin did tell Shirou that she really like him a lot? that she can fight for it against Saber?*

*Gilgamesh is not just the lone surprise servant? What if there's a ninth servant and he looks like Superman?*

*What if Saber acted selfishly and didn't decide to return to her Kingdom and just let her past be ruin by any means she knew would happen if she didn't comes back?

Suggestive Versus Revealing

Been reading Sankaku's post a while ago and I'm a bit shocked *but in awe* with what I saw. Sets of Miku, Ranka, CC's dakimakura in suggestive poses! But not only that, they also have their own revealing poses that I guess most of you will pick over the latter. Never been a fan of revealing ones *But I also love them~lolz* cause I always feel that it taking something away from me, something like excitement I guess.

You can see some fellow otaku's view about these @ my DannyChoo.com post.

Abunai! It's a Bird. Iie, it's..., okay whatever.

*Shitting on humans? I think there's a conspiracy here, pigeons x bullied geeks!*

I received these pictures from a friend through email and made me laugh my ass out loud. After all these centuries of brutal acts against animals *and misunderstood love for them if ever*, I guess we should be threatened to see these leaked photos that all along, they've planning to take over our beloved planet and turn us to be just laughing matters. *Ow, what's that? Earth is also their planet?! Really?*. Okay back to reality, these sure are funny. Hope to know where these originated cause maybe there's much more pictures for our own delight.

*Ouch, that should hurt! That's what you called "Wise Banking".*

*After using their distinctive body color in our pedestrian lanes, it's "pay back time" these time around .*

*The scariest plan in these leakage, I pulled my mouse after I saw these and stick with just the keyboard alone.*

My Ancient Onna

*Hisashiburi Aniki! It has been a long time.*

The three women above made me the man I am now!

Ancient Onna (noun) - Female characters from any early anime usually aged over 20 but below 35. It's just a self produced term by the way.

Misato of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ritsuko-sensei of Jiguko Sensei Nube, Fujiko Mine of Lupin III are my favorite "Ancient Onna"s . For these week Versus, who among them is your chose?

*Disclaimer: Again, they're not the best you know just my favorites!*

The man who love the not-so-bulgar fan service! There were always there to tease you but extremely soft core! The reason why I prefer women who were not submissive, always on command and control, teachers, mini skirts and much older I guess. Hahahah.

Misato Katsuragi

The primary reason why I watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. I remembered the series was shown
here in the Philippines when I was a high school student and she alone took my innocence! Forget about Rei and Asuka, and Shinji! She was the bomb! The fact that I loved black haired woman adds to my undying admiration for Misato's beauty!

Ritsuko Takahashi

These hot woman of Jiguko Sensei Nube was my the very experienced of the scene "boobs pillow" whereas a male's head will accidentally happen to land to the boobs of a female character. A very familiar scene nowadays?! Yes, but nothing beats your first! To see it for the very first time was a cherished experience for me!

Fujiko Mine

Who said that outdated animation can't shake nerves? I'm also one of the nonbeliever, but after seeing it over every other night *I remember that local TV Network here broadcast it daily every night.* I started to become addicted of her somewhat exotic animation beauty!

My Verdict:

I can't decide with these one. They have their moments in my life as part of my transition from my childhood to manhood. I will just leave them as is, no ranking *Misato having slight edge among them.* . I guess I should post it in Mr. Danny's site so I can see what some otaku there think about they're "Ancient Onna".

My Venus Visit

Yesterday, I was in Venus *Love Planet* for my weekly visit there and I was stunned! *I'm always stunned by that place anyway.* Wandering the place, I saw most billboards with gorgeous anime babes! Not just that gorgeous, as in "gorgeous". *Yeah, you know what I mean.* How sick was that! No place in Earth *Not even in Japan I guess.* will be the place for ecchii images publicly! So you too should visit Venus to know what exactly I mean. I can't upload all the photos here cause some are just too revealing, obscene.

I don't mind walking here all day long...!

I don't mind passing these billboard by all day long...!

I don't mind cheering for these painters all day long...!

I don't mind using the escalator back and forth all day long...!

I don't mind if this building is still under construction...!

I don't mind standing here all day long...!

Obviously, I am just fooling around. There's no such place as Venus. *At least one livable place that I can visit on a weekly basis. I can't even do it in Japan for at least once a year.* Photos were only generated from Photofunia. Try it and love it!

My Anime Hair

Which hair ? Sugoi! I want 9!

It is definitely a work of art how a little bit of styling put on hair *or too much* can dramatically change one's appearance. *How wonderful.* It's not a new thing and we all knew that boys pay so much attention to it. It is also the "Crown and Glory" not only for girls but for the boys as well. I don't have a hunch about what most of you think about anime characters' hair but for me they're been the biggest influence on how I do my hair. But of course, most anime are fiction-based so some *Or maybe most* of the hair styles has been so fictitious and are difficult to accomplished *I always went on thinking how many wax or gel should I spend just to pull a certain style off.*

I remember when I was a grader I also go to school with my Trunks' Hair on *Without the hair color.*. When I was in High School, I also tried Son Gohan's *The short hair one, cause that was the simple and permitted one. I can't go to school with Son Gokou's Super Saiyan 3 hairdo! Lolz *. Time passes and our fetish in hair changes gradually as we grow older so I wanted to have longer hair *Kinda like that of Xingke ~lol*. I envy people I see in the street having punky hairstyle, I see too much Sasuke Itachi and Ryuuga Hideki in malls nowadays. So now before I suffer Male Hair Deficiency Syndrome, I will style it any way I want.

How long would it take for me to have that hair? Forever?

I Want My Figures

I command you! Buy us!

This post will also serves as my Versus Post for the week.

I'm not that fascinated by the idea of collecting anime figures. My reasons are;

1. First, they're expensive. I don't have that enough money to spare. *I rather turn my impulsive buying head to other stuff than to spend it for them, that was my point.*

2. I find most figures *the affordable ones* less detailed and their poses are quite boring for me. *That's why you need some grand to spare to avail complex version.*

3. I'm easily get tired of things I bought *Since figures need maintenance e.g. cleaning*

But as the saying goes, "Changes are the only permanent things in life."

Like what I've just said in my previous post, my friends and I went in an Anime Event which was held inside a Mall. After the event, we decided to tour ourselves and that was when I saw Code Geass R2 keychains. So I decided to buy it, but much for my dismay, I noticed that we just need token... and a basket full of LUCK! They're not for sale for god sake! They're only price for these game machine *The keychains are inside this machine with of course token slot, kinda Panchinko but I don't have any idea how to play it.* I want to try but man the line was long for the counter and it was late already.

The one I saw in mall was smaller and cuter but I can't google it.

For some unknown reason, that maybe ignited my passion for figure collecting again. I can say these is my second time around since I used to collect American Figures like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, G.I. Joes, Transformers, Matchboxes and my only Japanese figure was the Jets of Choudenshi BioMan (Bio Jet One & Two) which can transform and become Bio Robo. *I lied! the Bio Jets were from my friend and I remember I am more than willing to trade all of my figures just for that Bio Jets!*. I was desperately pleading to him but he just ignored me.

These was worth crying for!

So from now on, I'm determine to start all over again. Somehow, those cute little things strengthen my resolve. No I'm not exaggerating, that's what I really feeling right now. I'm thinking what should I buy first for my first figure, human figs or mechs?

If your to start collecting figures, what would that be, human or Mech?

If I buy human fig;

1. Others might think I'm a pervert. The likes of Kallen, C.C., Villeta and Cornelia figures with their seductive poses might bring up some issues of my decency.

2. On the other hand, if I buy figures of Lelouch, Light or Abarai Renji somebody might question my gender preferences.

*I'm just thinking too much!* No, I'm just playing dumb!

If I buy mechs;

1. They're much more expensive compare to the other figures.

2. I must exert more effort just by building them. I remember Genshiken's Mitsunori Kugayama sentiments when building them.


My Verdict:

I can't decide for now but maybe I'll go with the Mechs.

Anime Mediocrity?

I been more of an online reader these past few days, reading various posts and sensible rants around the blogsphere. As I'm doing such thing *take note* at work, ONE SUBJECT has been buggling my mind ever since, actually it has been on my mind long long ago, back when I've started researching about the anime titles before I buy, reading reviews about them from anywhere across the web just to satisfy my curiosity. Anyway that subject is; Anime Mediocrity. How can you say that an anime is mediocre? I just don't get it how other people rate certain animes to be no good at all? Same goes when someone talks good about it like the *best of all time* kinda praise so you begun wondering, why they came up with these? Do comments like that stop you exploring the other territories of anime 'cause they just say you shouldn't be wasting your time?

I find it funny when people talking like "unfortunately they didn't...", "very typical story of...", "I find *character's name* quite boring...", and "the sounds? oh you should just skip it..." and by factors like that animes are graded. What really should be in an anime you might think? Do reviewers should stick with pointing out that animes should have killer storyline/plot? Do characters be well designed and got these *out of these world* character developments? Does the music should drag your soul out from it's container for a moment, and after that will create song syndrome that will make you hum it in front of your angry professor and make him swear your ancestors?

Take for example Naruto and Bleach. Many anime bloggers are united in telling that Naruto and Bleach are bad, too bad that we shouldn't be watching them at the all. Their plot are simple *having these guy who will be the hope of mankind* and I feel sorry about that. Yes, they're suffering from "oh man I've seen those kind of thing" stuffs but who's not? It's been decades ago since the first anime was made and since then, the evolution of story became pretty significant. Plots have been recycled million times and were just enjoying some "little innovations" that these animes have inserted to give us what we'd all enjoying now. Sure some animes might serve entirely different things from what we are used to but that doesn't come very often and should not affect what we perceive others. Just like Music, lyrics have just been retold in different ways many times, the musical notes have just been rearranges many times, the way the instruments were played and stuff that if we will listen to it closely is just the same thing but still, even that said we're fond of Music and never stayed out of it's water.

I once wished that Naruto gone Shoujo instead! Hinata is FTW!

More girls from Naruto

Of course our babes from Bleach

Think about the list below;

Storyline/Plot : Lucky Star, Doraemon, Yakitate Japan
Animation: Slam Dunk, Ranma 1/2 (just outdated)
Character Design and Development: The Ultimate Survivor Kaiji
Music: Lucky Star

What's my point?

That even though these animes lack some substance (example: right storyline for Lucky Star), they're still...if your an anime lover you know exactly what I mean.

School Rumble has the tendency to compromise the plot just to make us laugh sometimes.

I remember watching Trinity Blood, and just by the first episode i had fun and decided to continue watching and man I fell in love with it. Even though I find some areas vague, I'm satisfied as anime fan. *And I do hope they make sequel* But if I say I've read it's review first hand, maybe I gone the other way, just forget about it and not be able to experience what I've experienced when I watch it. The bottom line is, reviewers doesn't really know what really interest you. But that must not work cause "ultimately, different people have different needs so different animes suit different people. It’s that simple!"

Trinity Blood is such a waste?

My Verdict

Just like what I've said, to create one of a kind anime is very though nowadays and to do such may compromise the whole thing. Some may can't fully understand the difficulties and might end up labeling an anime mediocre in the process. Needless to say, you watch or don't watch them because of so many different reasons, but either way you still have the final say and nothing should take that away from you. Final thoughts? There's no such thing as mediocre, you should just think "They just don't like it."

Lelouch Versus Light

Zero or Kira?

Another week has passed and that also mean for me to post my second Versus post. I've been thinking of what should be here after the first where Shana had the upper hand against my bet Louise through survey in Mr. Danny Choo's site. So after anime characters why not repeat it with another characters? So I thought about continuing these with Yagami Light & Lelouch Lamperouge.

No, I'm not going to ask if who's the most handsome of the two. I don't want to sound gay by doing that. Yes they're a kickass combo if we're going to talk YAOI! Eww! Just Kidding. Alright the subject is, who's is the most powerful, Light or Zero?

Powerful? I'm not just limiting these with their used of Geass and Death Note since I think Light would have some advantages over Lulu. But what I'm trying to imply here is; who is the most efficient when it comes utilizing their "resources". Not just their power alone, it can also be their logics and analysis, human manipulation, deception, and even sacrifices that they did.

It has been a diffucult debate for myself to decide who's the best since the creators has been brilliant in manifesting the kind of characters they want the viewers to perceive of them. Since I saw Death Note first, I thought Light has been the most wicked protagonist so far but then here comes Code Geass which is reminded me of Death Note, with Lelouch doing some tricks similar to Light actions . And after the first season of CG, I found many similarities between them. Both are designed to seduce the girls and gays, with the help of their kickass hairs! They both have alias; Kira and Zero. They became, as for me, cold blooded killers and chaos makers but hailed by most their hero. They have "partners" to whom they've gotten their powers. They will also do whatever it takes, even to kill their close someone just to stay unbusted.

Behind Every Success of a man there's a Monster or a Weirdo?

My Verdict

We all know Light died and we still don't know what will gonna happen to Lelouch as the second season is still on going but even though I can't rank one of them higher than other but my vote would be for Lelouch if . He has the power to manipulate girls. Yeah think about it, think about the babes of CG, using it to command them to love you, wouldn't that be cool? And now, how about the death note? You can't use it and write their names in the notebook and do what? Heart attacks? Neh, that would be irrational! And again I'm just kidding.

Update:

Episode 25 of Code Geass might be the last episode for Lelouch to use his Geass and do what the others are calling breathing! Check Dark Mirage's Episode 25 review to see what I really mean.

Better Tsundere

Louise Versus Shana

Obviously, this is my Versus post. These will be a weekly basis post *at last I came up with something that I'll be posting for every week i hope I can keep up with it*. Lately I been thinking what I should write since my blog is new and I'm blabbing so much about how excited I am and thought it would be easy but i was wrong! I hope somehow these will save me, at very least. Basically I'll be featuring two from anything, it could be any animes, figures, other otaku stuff, seiyuus, cosplayers, etc. depending entirely to... me of course. From the two I will choose my pick and give my thoughts why i picked that.

For the my premiere week; who is better Tsunderekko? Louise of Zero no Tsukaima or Shana of Shakugan no Shana?

Disclaimer: This doesn't mean that the two are the best tsundere character. I only loved the fact that they have the same seiyuu and my favorite Rie Kugimiya.

What is tsundere? Most anime lovers already know these frequently used term in the otaku community. The term is used to describe a rough (conceited, spikey, combative as wikipedia defines it) personality that later on turns to be a lovely being isn't that sweet?. Most of them slowly develops feeling toward their "partner" and behave entirely different to their initial tough front. There you have it for all who doesn't know yet. Check Wikipedia for more detailed tsundere.

My Pick:

Coming Soon, Much Sooner to what you expect. Neh...