Thursday, November 27, 2008

Random What If - Fate/Stay Night

What if...

*Tohsaka Rin never had that little problem with summoning her servant and so Archer didn't loss his memory?*

*Shirou accidentally summoned the real King Arthur in his manly glory?*

*Shirou got really scared because of his recently near-death experiences and realize that his life is precious and didn't want to join the Holy Grail War?*

*Archer beat the hell out of Berserker and able to rejoin Rin & Co.?*

*Archer being the real Shirou gained back his memory after he saw Saber and relive their unfinished love affair?*

*Sakura was the one who ordered Rider instead of his brother?*

*the outfit that put by caster was Haruhi 's bunny cosplay? what would be the right reaction for Shirou?*

*Rin did tell Shirou that she really like him a lot? that she can fight for it against Saber?*

*Gilgamesh is not just the lone surprise servant? What if there's a ninth servant and he looks like Superman?*

*What if Saber acted selfishly and didn't decide to return to her Kingdom and just let her past be ruin by any means she knew would happen if she didn't comes back?

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Feito / Sutei Naito

*My favorite Fate Stay Night Master/Servant*

Just finished Fate Stay Night *You might be wondering, "why just now?" . Sorry but I will not go on with that details for now but if you still insist in knowing, you can read it here.* But one of the reasons is, "My buying can't keep up with my watching." kinda thing and I knew most of you suffers to these too. I don't want to go on and give you guys some reviews about it cause that may win me some and hurt some and that I don't want that to happen. *Lolz.* Instead I came up with just this;

What I like about the series...

1. The Harem feel to it. *Even though the girls doesn't exactly confess to Shirou Emiya except Saber of course.*
2. The main heroines are hot! *Tohsaka Rin and Saber are definitely "jaw drops" at least for 2d girls.
3. Got some kick-ass shounen type battle scene. *My favorite was Archer versus Berserker ~ with serious lines from archer that made my heart melt!*
4. Introductions of Noble Phantasm and the unique power of the male lead. *Favorites were Archer's and Gilgamesh's.*

What I don't like...

1. The truth about Saber being King Arthur. *I just don't get it. A girl is actually a King.*
2. The frequency of Shirou getting kicked in his ass. *Near death experiences were his favorites.*
3. Looks like they're the only ones involve in the chaos that supposed to affect the whole world. *Aside from crimes committed by some Masters and the event that took place 10 years ago, I want to see that everything is under Holy grail war's juggernaut.
4. Didn't like the first OP song and the second one is just okay.

*Is Archer really is Shirou?*

I searched for Archer's real identity and I'm really clueless that he is actually Shirou. *I know it's not new but for the benefit of the others like me, you can read it in later part here.

My Verdict:

I'm not trying to summon any of your dying passion for Fate Stay Night or to relive your any unmolested experiences playing or watching it here since time sure really passed me by, I will make it short. A good experience for shoujo/VN fans with a touch of shounen type battle scenes and some melodramatics to touch our hearts. Some flaws were tolerable.

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Friday, November 21, 2008

Suggestive Versus Revealing


Been reading Sankaku's post a while ago and I'm a bit shocked *but in awe* with what I saw. Sets of Miku, Ranka, CC's dakimakura in suggestive poses! But not only that, they also have their own revealing poses that I guess most of you will pick over the latter. Never been a fan of revealing ones *But I also love them~lolz* cause I always feel that it taking something away from me, something like excitement I guess.

You can see some fellow otaku's view about these @ my DannyChoo.com post.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Abunai! It's a Bird. Iie, it's..., okay whatever.

*Shitting on humans? I think there's a conspiracy here, pigeons x bullied geeks!*

I received these pictures from a friend through email and made me laugh my ass out loud. After all these centuries of brutal acts against animals *and misunderstood love for them if ever*, I guess we should be threatened to see these leaked photos that all along, they've planning to take over our beloved planet and turn us to be just laughing matters. *Ow, what's that? Earth is also their planet?! Really?*. Okay back to reality, these sure are funny. Hope to know where these originated cause maybe there's much more pictures for our own delight.

*Ouch, that should hurt! That's what you called "Wise Banking".*

*After using their distinctive body color in our pedestrian lanes, it's "pay back time" these time around .*


*The scariest plan in these leakage, I pulled my mouse after I saw these and stick with just the keyboard alone.*

Sunday, November 16, 2008

How to Banzai a Japanese Woman

*At last, I can have you Yumi-chan!~Fingers crossed~*


I found rather interesting stuffs here and here. After the scrutiny, I gone excited *as usual* and thought I should give it a shot. Speaking like it was the easiest job on earth and I'm just the perfect man for these easy job! *Thinking handsome enough... lolz!*. But surreality sure reaches it's dead end, I knew it was easier said than actually doing it and I'm getting ahead of myself! *Had a dyspneic condition.*

But before everything get out of hand, these interesting facts about Japanese women based from the read articles that foreigners should remember.

1. Most Japanese women are very picky. *These definitely surprised me cause most pron I've watched, male leads were not that desirable. As if I really watch one!*

2. Japanese women are stylish and they expect the same when they evaluate a man. *Another obvious surprise, I didn't think they really care about the look of their man. I'm starting to think that getting one would probably means a lot of bloody effort.~ What took me so long to realize it?*

3. Japanese women what to be treated as "woman" not just objects. *I think it's universal, cause most men treat women just like sex symbols. I can say I'm out from that bandwagon.*

4. Improve your Japanese language skills. *Learn some difficult Kanji and prolly you could cross Japanese crowd saying "suimasen" with right hand in chopping manner!*

5. Japanese women don't need foreign boyfriends since it's a major problem in Japan to date non-Japanese. *Really? But we need them more than anything in these world! Dammit! Lolz*

My thoughts about Japanese women with all due respect are, that they're extremely polite. Maybe because of their culture of very submissive mentality with regards to Japanese men. *You can think about the early eras where Japanese women can't walk in the same pace as men.* You *as in we* can see it *their politeness* everywhere from "health products" to "health products". *Probably money really talks and it talks louder with teens!*

Here is the summarized of these article I'm so excited about, the key for you *Gaijins* to seduce a Japanese babe. So put your game face on you motherearthlover.

1. Try not to 'come on' to a Japanese woman because that is not how her mind is conditioned. You must almost do it without really doing it. *Looks like we need Robert Langdon to decipher these but I guess one must control himself from too much obvious acts.*

2. Make sure that you praise her beauty. *I guess that was a must.*

3. Be
patient. *Of course, cause patient is a virtue.*

4. Use hypnotism. *I guess I should watch David Blaine's instructional videos.*

5. Do not rush into touching, holding hands, kissing, petting, petting, etc. unless you feel that you have the most positive signal. *How can we know the signal? Another instructional video?*

6. Watch out the body languages. *I guess there's a manual for that.*

7. Make them believe that things that will happen or happened is coincidence or inevitable. *White liers will have advantage here.*

8. Take one step at a time and while you will encounter some resistance (mostly in words) but that is to reinforce what has already been described previously. *Forget about Nampa here for the meantime.*

9. Be gentle and slow and do not rush it. *Always think: You don't have to wait 10,000 Years!*




Sunday, November 9, 2008

My Ancient Onna


*Hisashiburi Aniki! It has been a long time.*

The three women above made me the man I am now!

Ancient Onna (noun) - Female characters from any early anime usually aged over 20 but below 35. It's just a self produced term by the way.

Misato of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ritsuko-sensei of Jiguko Sensei Nube, Fujiko Mine of Lupin III are my favorite "Ancient Onna"s . For these week Versus, who among them is your chose?

*Disclaimer: Again, they're not the best you know just my favorites!*

The man who love the not-so-bulgar fan service! There were always there to tease you but extremely soft core! The reason why I prefer women who were not submissive, always on command and control, teachers, mini skirts and much older I guess. Hahahah.

Misato Katsuragi

The primary reason why I watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. I remembered the series was shown
here in the Philippines when I was a high school student and she alone took my innocence! Forget about Rei and Asuka, and Shinji! She was the bomb! The fact that I loved black haired woman adds to my undying admiration for Misato's beauty!

Ritsuko Takahashi

These hot woman of Jiguko Sensei Nube was my the very experienced of the scene "boobs pillow" whereas a male's head will accidentally happen to land to the boobs of a female character. A very familiar scene nowadays?! Yes, but nothing beats your first! To see it for the very first time was a cherished experience for me!

Fujiko Mine

Who said that outdated animation can't shake nerves? I'm also one of the nonbeliever, but after seeing it over every other night *I remember that local TV Network here broadcast it daily every night.* I started to become addicted of her somewhat exotic animation beauty!

My Verdict:


I can't decide with these one. They have their moments in my life as part of my transition from my childhood to manhood. I will just leave them as is, no ranking *Misato having slight edge among them.* . I guess I should post it in Mr. Danny's site so I can see what some otaku there think about they're "Ancient Onna".