Abunai! It's a Bird. Iie, it's..., okay whatever.

*Shitting on humans? I think there's a conspiracy here, pigeons x bullied geeks!*

I received these pictures from a friend through email and made me laugh my ass out loud. After all these centuries of brutal acts against animals *and misunderstood love for them if ever*, I guess we should be threatened to see these leaked photos that all along, they've planning to take over our beloved planet and turn us to be just laughing matters. *Ow, what's that? Earth is also their planet?! Really?*. Okay back to reality, these sure are funny. Hope to know where these originated cause maybe there's much more pictures for our own delight.

*Ouch, that should hurt! That's what you called "Wise Banking".*

*After using their distinctive body color in our pedestrian lanes, it's "pay back time" these time around .*

*The scariest plan in these leakage, I pulled my mouse after I saw these and stick with just the keyboard alone.*

How to Banzai a Japanese Woman

*At last, I can have you Yumi-chan!~Fingers crossed~*

I found rather interesting stuffs here and here. After the scrutiny, I gone excited *as usual* and thought I should give it a shot. Speaking like it was the easiest job on earth and I'm just the perfect man for these easy job! *Thinking handsome enough... lolz!*. But surreality sure reaches it's dead end, I knew it was easier said than actually doing it and I'm getting ahead of myself! *Had a dyspneic condition.*

But before everything get out of hand, these interesting facts about Japanese women based from the read articles that foreigners should remember.

1. Most Japanese women are very picky. *These definitely surprised me cause most pron I've watched, male leads were not that desirable. As if I really watch one!*

2. Japanese women are stylish and they expect the same when they evaluate a man. *Another obvious surprise, I didn't think they really care about the look of their man. I'm starting to think that getting one would probably means a lot of bloody effort.~ What took me so long to realize it?*

3. Japanese women what to be treated as "woman" not just objects. *I think it's universal, cause most men treat women just like sex symbols. I can say I'm out from that bandwagon.*

4. Improve your Japanese language skills. *Learn some difficult Kanji and prolly you could cross Japanese crowd saying "suimasen" with right hand in chopping manner!*

5. Japanese women don't need foreign boyfriends since it's a major problem in Japan to date non-Japanese. *Really? But we need them more than anything in these world! Dammit! Lolz*

My thoughts about Japanese women with all due respect are, that they're extremely polite. Maybe because of their culture of very submissive mentality with regards to Japanese men. *You can think about the early eras where Japanese women can't walk in the same pace as men.* You *as in we* can see it *their politeness* everywhere from "health products" to "health products". *Probably money really talks and it talks louder with teens!*

Here is the summarized of these article I'm so excited about, the key for you *Gaijins* to seduce a Japanese babe. So put your game face on you motherearthlover.

1. Try not to 'come on' to a Japanese woman because that is not how her mind is conditioned. You must almost do it without really doing it. *Looks like we need Robert Langdon to decipher these but I guess one must control himself from too much obvious acts.*

2. Make sure that you praise her beauty. *I guess that was a must.*

3. Be patient. *Of course, cause patient is a virtue.*

4. Use hypnotism. *I guess I should watch David Blaine's instructional videos.*

5. Do not rush into touching, holding hands, kissing, petting, petting, etc. unless you feel that you have the most positive signal. *How can we know the signal? Another instructional video?*

6. Watch out the body languages. *I guess there's a manual for that.*

7. Make them believe that things that will happen or happened is coincidence or inevitable. *White liers will have advantage here.*

8. Take one step at a time and while you will encounter some resistance (mostly in words) but that is to reinforce what has already been described previously. *Forget about Nampa here for the meantime.*

9. Be gentle and slow and do not rush it. *Always think: You don't have to wait 10,000 Years!*

My Ancient Onna

*Hisashiburi Aniki! It has been a long time.*

The three women above made me the man I am now!

Ancient Onna (noun) - Female characters from any early anime usually aged over 20 but below 35. It's just a self produced term by the way.

Misato of Neon Genesis Evangelion, Ritsuko-sensei of Jiguko Sensei Nube, Fujiko Mine of Lupin III are my favorite "Ancient Onna"s . For these week Versus, who among them is your chose?

*Disclaimer: Again, they're not the best you know just my favorites!*

The man who love the not-so-bulgar fan service! There were always there to tease you but extremely soft core! The reason why I prefer women who were not submissive, always on command and control, teachers, mini skirts and much older I guess. Hahahah.

Misato Katsuragi

The primary reason why I watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. I remembered the series was shown
here in the Philippines when I was a high school student and she alone took my innocence! Forget about Rei and Asuka, and Shinji! She was the bomb! The fact that I loved black haired woman adds to my undying admiration for Misato's beauty!

Ritsuko Takahashi

These hot woman of Jiguko Sensei Nube was my the very experienced of the scene "boobs pillow" whereas a male's head will accidentally happen to land to the boobs of a female character. A very familiar scene nowadays?! Yes, but nothing beats your first! To see it for the very first time was a cherished experience for me!

Fujiko Mine

Who said that outdated animation can't shake nerves? I'm also one of the nonbeliever, but after seeing it over every other night *I remember that local TV Network here broadcast it daily every night.* I started to become addicted of her somewhat exotic animation beauty!

My Verdict:

I can't decide with these one. They have their moments in my life as part of my transition from my childhood to manhood. I will just leave them as is, no ranking *Misato having slight edge among them.* . I guess I should post it in Mr. Danny's site so I can see what some otaku there think about they're "Ancient Onna".

My Venus Visit

Yesterday, I was in Venus *Love Planet* for my weekly visit there and I was stunned! *I'm always stunned by that place anyway.* Wandering the place, I saw most billboards with gorgeous anime babes! Not just that gorgeous, as in "gorgeous". *Yeah, you know what I mean.* How sick was that! No place in Earth *Not even in Japan I guess.* will be the place for ecchii images publicly! So you too should visit Venus to know what exactly I mean. I can't upload all the photos here cause some are just too revealing, obscene.

I don't mind walking here all day long...!

I don't mind passing these billboard by all day long...!

I don't mind cheering for these painters all day long...!

I don't mind using the escalator back and forth all day long...!

I don't mind if this building is still under construction...!

I don't mind standing here all day long...!

Obviously, I am just fooling around. There's no such place as Venus. *At least one livable place that I can visit on a weekly basis. I can't even do it in Japan for at least once a year.* Photos were only generated from Photofunia. Try it and love it!

My Anime Hair

Which hair ? Sugoi! I want 9!

It is definitely a work of art how a little bit of styling put on hair *or too much* can dramatically change one's appearance. *How wonderful.* It's not a new thing and we all knew that boys pay so much attention to it. It is also the "Crown and Glory" not only for girls but for the boys as well. I don't have a hunch about what most of you think about anime characters' hair but for me they're been the biggest influence on how I do my hair. But of course, most anime are fiction-based so some *Or maybe most* of the hair styles has been so fictitious and are difficult to accomplished *I always went on thinking how many wax or gel should I spend just to pull a certain style off.*

I remember when I was a grader I also go to school with my Trunks' Hair on *Without the hair color.*. When I was in High School, I also tried Son Gohan's *The short hair one, cause that was the simple and permitted one. I can't go to school with Son Gokou's Super Saiyan 3 hairdo! Lolz *. Time passes and our fetish in hair changes gradually as we grow older so I wanted to have longer hair *Kinda like that of Xingke ~lol*. I envy people I see in the street having punky hairstyle, I see too much Sasuke Itachi and Ryuuga Hideki in malls nowadays. So now before I suffer Male Hair Deficiency Syndrome, I will style it any way I want.

How long would it take for me to have that hair? Forever?

Eroge - Closer Encounter

"Konata's ability to play video and read manga at
the same time is beyond human comprehension"

Behold! I have a confession to make!*Neh, So much for an intro.*

I feel unworthy today. It felt like I did a crime I'm not supposed to commit. *Yeah as if there's such a crime we all can commit.*

I was in a gaming week last time and the sole reason for my obvious online disappearance lately. I will not going to mention the games here *Cause that might cause me some readers* I was religiously paying attention to my computer monitor, making use of all my might playing with keyboard/mouse buttons like it was a joystick! *I know I'm exaggerating here.* I'm not a hardcore gamer as an otaku should be but I'm actually a decent player *Even though I'm not a gaming pilgrim and not updated with new stuffs.* Last couple of months due to my shoujo marathon engagements, I decided to download a Visual Novel and luckily it was Clannad. As I researched various post and online docus about VN, I stumbled with eroge. Eroge has not been a strange thing to me since the term is pretty obvious and context clues always point you in gaming. *That's how we met. "Eroge and me"*. So I ended searching for a "decent eroge" *Is there such a thing?* My preferences were, not that "big eyed" like most characters and fully interactive *Not just simply clicking.*. I asked through Yahoo Answer and the respond went fast saying I should try "The Sagara Family and Bible Black". I downloaded the former since I've watched Bible Black and I have to say it's below the belt for me, seriously. I'm dead serious ~as part of a religious family, it's kinda extremely hardcore. *I'm not kidding.* The eroge didn't stayed uninstalled compare to the VN. I'm so curious about it. I have idea of the story. OMG! Even the load screen are not suitable for so much mature contents *Wide open big eyes.*. It offers nothing but bunch of ecchii scenes! You will not bother skipping the conversation part and I'm start thinking *This is lame.* To tell you frankly, it was my very first experience with true eroge! *I played SimBabe, a dating sim in my mobile phone long ago.*. To tell you again, I have guilt feeling that I shouldn't have played that game. *Even though it has been ancient times since I'm wondering what it is to be while playing those kind of things?* That is what making me feel filthy. Yes, I'm no angel but If I can turn back time I probably didn't bite the bait and just stick my nose with Clannad game. I don't know about the other eroge out there *I also know some VN have sexual contents but I guess that's not the same with hardcore eroge, just like most R-18 movies.* but I should never wandered that uncharted land of mine in the first place.

It is disgraceful when I see cute anime char
in sexual scenes, looks like a bondage Kotomi.

Yozakura Shijuusou 1

Hime's Zettai Ryouiki is FTW.

I'm not about blogging any anime episodes but since my blog is obviously about animes and a made reviews about them also makes a blog interesting, I decided to start one as well *That's is just FMHO.*. Since many have blogged Gundam 00 S2 *I don't want to join the bandwagon.*, I decided to pick from the other list and I remembered that Yozokura Quartet has hit my nerve back then when I'm looking in the upcoming anime previews.

The first episode was nothing epic, the usual introductory phase of most anime series. Story started with the introduction of Sakurashin, a town where human and Youkai can live together *Sounds familiar?*. These town is said the place of Sakura trees that was and only way of the youkai can be send back to their dimension. The Hiizumi clan, where the successor and the only human who can perform the process called "tuning" *Dispel Youkais.* came from, must act to protect human against Youkai with the intention to hurt the latter. Because the Youkai's immigration increasing annually and so with the security risk, the task of protecting the town has become organized, leaving the job to a group consisting of Youkais and the successor of Hiizumi clan.

Some Hiizumi Clan or Zetsubou Sensei?

The episode showed glimpse of how these group "Yozakura Shijuusou or Yozakura Quartet" works in maintaining the order in Sakurashin. A super-strong girl named Hime, a Dragon Incarnation, Ao, a Satori (mind reading Yokai), a conjurer named Kotoha, and a Hiizumi named Akina.

Hime, the Dragon incarnate. She demonstrated her power by...

standing still in high places,...

jumping so high with her long scarf on,

deflecting speeding bullet with her bare hand,

and crying over a overheated instant noodles.

Ao, the mind reader and probably the youngest. She's sad with the
perverted thoughts going on in the air. It's kinda hard for her.

This is how she uses her power. Looks like a scene from some H-anime!

"Much closer look!"

Kotoha, the "Language user". She can summon
things through emphasized words.

Here, she's about to summon load of ammunitions.

and with just that being said, she unleashes the firepower...

I wonder why she didn't use her power to... build her plamos?

Akina, the "Tuning" expert.

Nothing really special about him. Just your normal anime guy who dispels Youkai..
After all it's only the first episode.

Yozakura Quartet, Quar... oh. One, two, three, four, five? Okay, but sure I can count.

The culprit. The reason why I counted five. Kyosuke, the "Oni", huh?

Someone just sneaked in,but in a very obvious place and he looked familiar.

I see, that's why he is so familiar. He looks like Ao.

Oh man! What were they' doing? Siscon?

My Verdict:

Seems like my rapid cognition failed me, nothing really excite me when I watched it. My snap judgment when I first read the description of it in some anime previews really felt short cause it's totally different from what I'm expecting. The animation is just okay, the character design I can say is "Not your typical...". The art through opening and ending themes were quite amusing even though the music is not that "catchy" and I probably will skip it the next time. But since it's just the first episode like what I've said I will still give it a try but to keep on blogging it, nah these is enough. If you want some girls with unconventional character designs and supernatural powers, these probably might do the work. All in all, good anime but not that special.