Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Edward Vs Chuck


Still in the unlikely and really weird feeling for Twilight, I happened to came up with these gay comment about Edward's famous quotes and Mr. Chuck Norris' possible reactions towards it.

A normal GUY would say:
I LOVE YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
YOU ARE MY LIFE NOW.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
WOULD YOU LOVE IT WHEN I GIVE HIS LIFE FOR YOU?

A normal GUY would say:
I WANT TO BE WITH YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
I DON'T HAVE THE STRENGTH TO STAY AWAY FROM YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I WOULD TRAVEL AROUND THE WORLD SO FAST THAT I CAN EVEN ROUNDHOUSE KICK MY ASS JUST TO BE ABLE TO BE WITH YOU.

AS you leave the house...
A normal GUY would say:
BYE SEE YA!
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
HURRY BACK TO ME.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
CAN I TALK TO YOUR FATHER ABOUT THESE DAMNED CURFEW THING? *WITH SERIOUS EYES AND CLINCHED FIST!*

when you're far away..
A normal GUY would say:
I MISS YOU.
EDWARD WOULD SAY:
ITS LIKE YOU HAVE TAKEN HALF MYSELF WITH YOU.
CHUCK WOULD SAY:
I NEVER MISS ANY TARGET AND I NEVER WILL.*REALLY MISSING THE POINT BUT HE DIDN'T EVEN CARE*

IF YOU DIE, A NORMAL GUY
WOULD FIND ANOTHER..
EDWARD WOULD KILL HIMSELF:
WITHOUT YOU IS A LIFE NOT WORTH LIVING.
CHUCK WOULD FIND YOUR KILLER AND WILL BREATHE DEATH TO HIS/HER EXISTENCE. IF HE CAN'T FIND ONE that would be the end of earth for us. HE will give the earth a full roundhouse kick that will shatter the very foundation of it until it crumble into pieces. *He didn't even bother to know what the real reason of his girl's death.*

There you have it folks, who would you love to love? Me? Of course Cullen, who will bother doing romance with Mr. Chuck... *Chuck suddenly appeared in Maikaru's very face and reached for his neck with tremendous strength. Chuck didn't bother to listen to the words from his victims mouth*

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Hagane no Renkinjutsushi 2

*Full Metal Alchemist 2 set to be aired May of 2009*

Yes, you're definitely reading it right. Finally, the long wait will be over for the new season of Full Metal Alchemist, Hagane no Renkinjutsushi, Hagaren, "Full Metal of Brotherly Love" or whatever you may call it. I'm too, was so excited thinking what would happen to Winry. Check it's new official Japanese website here.


*Winry Rockbell, in her full moeness glory!*

The anime is due to air May of 2009, and I'm hearing that they (Bones) will follow the manga 100 % because of the subpar storyline of the released anime episodes. That may cause a total restart*Don't know about that? Just hearsays.* for the anime since the mangaka's (Arakawa Hiromu) and Bones' storyline were been targets of much criticism from original manga readers. Either way, a total restart or not, me as the anime fan (don't have the time to checked the manga for myself) is very happy to have again the chance to see what will really be the ending to this seem endless tale of brotherly love and science. Yahoo to incest yaoi! Just kidding!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Sayonara Suzaku - My Zero

*If I knew that I might lose you, I should spend more quality time with you.*

Yesterday was not a very good day for me, I lost my only love, my Suzaku-kun, one of my only 3 gashapons *Where my other two were abandoned.* after I ate dinner in some fast food chain here. I was in the most dangerous place that time here in the Philippines, known as the "Den of the Thieves" Quiapo. Being attentive to what my surrounding were doing, I knew that I'll never lose something. But I'm so peeved cause I'm always have to check my pocket to see if everything is still in my pocket. I put Suzaku in my cellphone *As my phone's chain.* and he is outside my pocket everytime soI guess that's what triggered the thieves, my precious Suzaku! He's been an eye catcher, I know it when people staring like "Damn I also like to have that..."*IMOHO I really knew it.* But all came to worst when I found out that "my precious" was missing! That the only thing left was the chain. Poor me! Poor Suzaku! Didn't have the time to tell each other goodbyes. As I sitting in the bus on my way home, I wonder that maybe he saved my cellphone from being stolen. That he sacrificed he's own welfare for my own and by that my love for him grew even bigger. *I'm sounding Yaoi here now but I really don't care.* Wherever you might be, I wish upon the stars that everything will be okay and Kami bless me again that you Suzaku is my only price in any Gashapon machines I'll meet in the future. I don't care how many you are. *Again, Sayonara Suzaku. Gomen.*

*I guess you gave the thieves some famous "Suzaku kick".*